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Napisal/-a **Swifty** » 20 jan 2005 21:18

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Napisal/-a **duki** » 20 jan 2005 21:31

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Napisal/-a **Swifty** » 20 jan 2005 21:37

Napisal/-a **Zivc** » 20 jan 2005 23:23

da te ni sram Swifty

Napisal/-a **SunShiner** » 20 jan 2005 23:30

loool

Napisal/-a **Zivc** » 20 jan 2005 23:54

Napisal/-a **Zivc** » 22 jan 2005 00:18

Napisal/-a **A3Turbo4Life!!!** » 22 jan 2005 18:45

Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.

"What is your name?" he asked.

"Quack." the duck answered.

"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.

"I was blowing bubbles." he answered.

The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one.

"What's your name?" he asked.

"Quack," the duck answered.

"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.

"I was blowing bubbles." the duck replied.

Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck.

"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said.

"No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles."

Bye :wink:

Napisal/-a **Zivc** » 23 jan 2005 02:43

Napisal/-a **duki** » 23 jan 2005 14:20

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Napisal/-a **Zivc** » 23 jan 2005 19:44

Napisal/-a **Zivc** » 24 jan 2005 10:08

Novi slogan Hrvatskog turizma:
"Dodjite knami mi nemamo tsunami"

Napisal/-a **lidija** » 24 jan 2005 14:58

Moz in zena imata 25 obletnico poroke. Moz vprasa zeno, s cim jo
lahko
razveseli ob obletnici. Pa zena pravi: "Pelji me v striptiz bar.
Prav rada bi videla striptizete, kako se slacijo."
Pa pravi moz: "Kaj bos tam. Taki bari so samo za pohotneze, ki
hodijo gledat zenske in se slinijo."
Zena vztraja: "Pa vseno bi rada videla in ker sem vedela, da si bolj
sramezljiv, sem ze kupila karti."
"Pa naj bo." se nejevoljno preda moz.
Prideta v bar in v garderobi oddata plasce, pa pravi garderoberka:
"Dober dan gospod Lojze".
Zena ga pogleda, moz pa hitro pove, da je to hcerka od sodelavca.
Vsedeta se za mizo in natakar pozdravi: "Dober dan, gospod Lojze".
Zena ga grdo pogleda, moz pa hitro pove: "Ah, draga, ta je bil
natakar v sluzbeni menzi."
Zena ga postrani gleda, vendar mu nekako verjame. Predstava se zacne
in striptizeta se slaci. Pride do hlack in vprasa: "Kdo mi bo pa danes
slekel hlacke?" in cel bar v en glas zakrici "Lojze!!!!".
Zena pobesni in jezna odkoraka iz bara. Moz za njo ves nesrecen:
"Draga,to so mi podtaknili! Teh ljudi sploh ne poznam! Ljuba moja!
Verjemi
mi prosim!" Zena se vsede v taksi, moz jo komaj ujame in prisede. Ko
sta v
taksiju, taksist pozdravi: "Dober dan gospod Lojze. Kaj pa vam je
danes?
Toliko dobrih ***** sva ze vozila, pa danes izberete tako staro
grdobo?...

Napisal/-a **Scooby** » 24 jan 2005 15:05

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Napisal/-a **Zivc** » 24 jan 2005 15:18

Scooby je napisal/-a:http://www2.bolha.com/oglas1051308

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Napisal/-a **G-4S** » 24 jan 2005 17:07

Scooby LOOOL :lol:

Tega sem zbrskal:

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"